Durability rating
∞
Claimed. Unverifiable. That's the joke.
Indestructible.That's the whole coin.
Zod is the rune that stops a thing from breaking. Now it's a coin, built the same way: one page, every glyph drawn for it, nothing borrowed. No roadmap. No utility. No team. No promises.
∞Durability
0 / 0Buy / sell tax
0Promises made
1Joke, total
Not live yet
Bench readout
Measured continuously since you opened this page. Every figure below is live and accurate. That is the only claim on this page.
Time without breaking
0s
Since page load. Streak intact.
Roadmap length
0mm
There is no roadmap to measure.
Build steps
0
One file, written by hand. Nothing compiled it.
Durability test
Two samples, same bench, same conditions. One of them makes claims.
| Property | Every other coin says | ZOD says |
|---|---|---|
| Stated utility | Coming in Q3 | None. Never was. |
| Roadmap | Four phases, one delivered | Not applicable |
| Team | Anonymous, doxxing soon | One guy. Also not doxxing. |
| Price commentary | Extensive | None, deliberately, forever |
| Tensile strength | Snaps under load | ∞ (see above re: unverifiable) |
| What you get | A dashboard, a Discord and a countdown | One page, one lever, one rune |
Three properties
Property 1
Indestructible
The rune's entire function is that a thing stops breaking. We applied it to a memecoin, then built the memecoin the same way: one page, hand-written, nothing borrowed, nothing that can rot.
Property 2
Unownable
Nobody owns a three-letter word. No trademark, no licensed art, nothing borrowed from anyone's game. Every glyph on this page was drawn for it.
Property 3
Unserious
A coin that promises nothing is a collectible. A coin that promises returns is somebody's problem. This one promises nothing, on purpose, everywhere, permanently.
Pull the lever
Weighted like a real drop table, which is to say: cruelly. Zod is 6 chances in 1,000 — roughly once every 167 pulls. Your counter is stored on your own machine and nowhere else.
Your forge counters
Pulls0
Since last Zod0
Zods found0
Best dry streak0
The counter is the joke. Screenshot it when it gets embarrassing.
Manifest
This is the complete list. There is no second page.
Total supply
1,000,000,000
Buy / sell tax
0% / 0%
Liquidity
Bonding curve, pump.fun
Launch
Fair, pump.fun
Presale
None
Team allocation
No pre-allocation
Nothing set aside, nothing reserved. Whatever the dev holds was
bought on the open market like anybody else's.
Chain
Solana
Utility
A joke about runes
How to buy
- Get PhantomA Solana wallet. Browser extension or phone app. Free.
- Add SOLBuy it inside the wallet, or send it from an exchange.
- Open pump.funCheck the address character by character. Fake pump.fun domains drain wallets.
- Swap for ZODPaste the contract address above. Confirm in Phantom.
- That's itThere is no step six. There is no staking. Go outside.